The ideal TV channel

My ideal TV channel, would have to show adverts, unfortunately, but would only shew ads that made you smile, or think, or generally made you feel good. This would obviously mean that there would be no more of the incessant ads for car or home insurance, no more ads for shampoo, conditioners, razors, hair colouring, face cream, tampons, or DFS. There would be no more use of celebrities, or shows featuring "celebrities", no more property shows, no more second-hand auction shows, no more freak shows, definitely no Big Brother, or anything like it. No repeats of anything within a year, no ad breaks longer than 2 minutes, no constant plugging of forthcoming programmes. I can dream....