Not grey anymore, call it "off-white"

I used to think that the UK was grey, cars were mainly grey, weather is grey, political climate, and the actual climate, everything is grey, and it was getting me down. I am normally a glass 1/2 full type of guy, so, on the 1st day of Spring, I had a change of mind. Now grey does not exist in my vocabulary, and what used to be called "grey" is now "off-white". What a difference this has made to my view of life. Try it for yourself.